She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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