maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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