Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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