This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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