It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Actions speak louder than pants.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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