real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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