i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This gyro tastes like lonliness
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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