think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Everyone says I win the strip club
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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