she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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