Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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