So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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