This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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