This girl is more easily done than said...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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