normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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