no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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