laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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