All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
worst night to have a conscience
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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