i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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