What a fucking waste of an outfit
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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