just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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