You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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