I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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