Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
