i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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