I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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