Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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