She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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