Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Pooping to opera.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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