I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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