smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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