This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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