i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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