Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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