Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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