Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
