They should really pass out barf bags in church
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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