hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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