question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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