I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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