your parents love me but you hate me
please come you make the beer taste better
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This is my gift to your gina
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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