brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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