He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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