What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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