i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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