Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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