Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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