You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You smell like stripper and shame
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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