Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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