Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
where does the pee come out of this thing
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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