The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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