I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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