I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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