first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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