no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Who died my cat blue again?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
