its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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