Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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